7 News Ways for Suicide ....

Seven New Ways for Suicide.... 

The Logic !!

Rajiv: Zail Singhji, How is your MBA preparation?
Zail Singh: Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.
Rajiv : Logic is very easy.
Zail Singh: Can you give me an example, so that I can understand?
Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house?
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: Logically ,there will be water in it.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: Logically,there will be fish in it.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: Logically.someone will be feeding the fish.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.
Zail : YES.
Rajiv: So,Logically, your are married.
Zail: YES.
Rajiv : So, that means U are a heterosexual.

Zailsingh was very glad and he understood logic. Next day he meets
Buta Singh who was also preparing for his MBA exams.
Zail: How is your MBA preparation?
Buta : Everything is fine except for the logic.
Zail : Oh,logic is easy.
Buta : Can you please expalin it to me?
Zail : Do you have a fish pot in your house?
Buta : NO, I don't.

Zail : Saala HOMO!!!

The Resignation Letter

A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:-

Dear Sir,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down. I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and you. I am sorry but I had no choice.

The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would replace me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will appreciate my insight and "big heart".

I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from you. Of course, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the company (since I Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting gift from our Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is situated in another City.

Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always with me. Last but not the least. I also have the Rs 12000 entrusted to me by our company's cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command.

Don't worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from your company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better programs for the new company. Someday I'm sure we will meet sometime in the future. If you wish, I will surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job in the new company which I am joining.

Your faithful employee,
S. W. Engineer

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PS". Hands still trembling, the Boss read:

PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I'm am still busy working at client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my "Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal" attached with this mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our Office to discuss this.

What Hurts !!

What hurts...

:: letting go of a person u've just learned to love

:: reminiscing the good times u shared together

:: shielding ur heart to love somebody

:: trying to hide what u really feel

:: trying to hide the tears that involuntarily fall from ur eyes

:: loving a person too much

:: giving up someone u never thought of giving up

:: having the right love at the wrong time

:: taking the risk to fall in love again

 hiding ur relationship from someone else

:: controlling ur feelings to avoid hurting a friend

:: thinking of her every waking and sleeping moment knowing all the while that she never even thinks a single thought of you...

:: letting go, because every time you see the person, you only fall deeper

:: holding back only to find out when it's too late, you both felt the same way, but were only scared to lose each other so much that you didn't let the feelings out

:: falling in love with someone you didn't mean to fall in love with

:: finding the perfect girl...with only one prob....she doesnt love you...

:: helping the one you love court your friend

:: seeing the one you love crying for someone else

:: the waiting also hurts like hell

:: having to hear "... I've met someone"

:: agreeing to her wish to 'just be friends'.

:: asking her freedom back bcoz 'she'd be happier with him'

:: asking u to 'forget that everything happened'and be 'normal' friends again.

:: hearing that u're treated as a big bro (ouch!)

:: sharing her future plans for the guy with you.

:: u stopped being friends bcoz her bf asked her to.

:: being denied in front of people.

:: telling u lies where she'd been when actually, she was with a 'new friend' or an 'old flame' (whew!)

:: she told u she'd be leaving u to return to her ex (d one she left 4 u!)

:: breaking someone's heart

:: fighting for that one thing that would make you happy

:: that is, holding on to a person who can not guarantee you his/her commitment unless he/she fixed himself/herself...then, you are left hanging for the moment...then he/she says, time will tell... but you still decided to hope in him/her and trust him/her

:: PRETENDING you're OK when inside you're dying...

:: PRETENDING to be strong.... and RECOGNIZING your weakness

:: lying in bed each night, thinking of that special person you can never have...

:: being with someone you can't actually love...

:: pretending you don't love a person whom you actually love...

:: being in love...

:: letting go even if you really don't want to... having no right to say you are hurting, because it was your decision

:: seeing the person you love hurt because of you... and not being able to help that person...

:: having the courage to say I LOVE YOU to the person you love and finding out afterwards that things will never be the same again when he/she doesn't treat you with the same closeness as before

:: having to face the fact that someone is capable of completely destroying the wall that you have set for yourself, leaving you weak and vulnerable

:: admitting that you love someone despite her/his imperfections

:: finding out that the more you try to hate her/him, the more you end up loving her/him, perhaps even more than before...

:: realizing how stupid your mistakes were that led to your break-up.

:: the thought that this girl/guy, used to really love you and you loved her/him as well but you didn't give enough and she/he gave up on you

:: Sharing the one you love with SOMEBODY else....."

:: making a promise....and realizing that when the time has come for that promise to be delivered....the commitment is no longer there...

:: the hardest thing about love - believing it exists. After you've been hurt...

 ...learn to forgive
 ...learn to trust and love again

Super Moon for Sunday

A “supermoon” rises this weekend. The biggest and brightest full moon of the year graces the sky early Sunday as our celestial neighbor swings closer to Earth than usual.

While the moon will appear 14 percent larger normal, skywatchers won't be able to notice the difference with the naked eye. Still, astronomers say it's worth looking up and appreciating the cosmos. “It gets people out there looking at the moon, and might make a few more people aware that there's interesting stuff going on in the night sky,” Geoff Chester of the U.S. Naval Observatory said in an email.

Some viewers may think the supermoon looks more dazzling but it's actually an optical illusion. The moon looms larger on the horizon next to trees and buildings.

The moon will come within 222,000 miles (360,000 kilometers) of Earth and turn full around 7:30 a.m. EDT (1130 GMT), making it the best time to view.

As in any supermoon event, high tides are forecast because of the moon's proximity, but the effect is expected to be small. Forget about the myths that swirl every time a supermoon appears. There's no link to higher crime or bizarre behavior. Scientists say that's just lunacy.

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12 Reasons If you Love someone

Hello Friends,

TWELVE:
You talk with
him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

ELEVEN: You walk
really slowly when you are with him/her.

TEN: You don't feel Ok when
he/she is far away.

NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.

EIGHT: When you look at
him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.

SIX: He/She is everything you
want to think.

FIVE:
You realize that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR: You would do
anything to see him/her..

THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind
all the time.

TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't
notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE:
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are
silently laughing to yourself. NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT
THE MOST....... *****


Thanks & Regards

Virendra Wadgama

Love Story

The love story of Ron and Edna.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean
they don't love you with all they have.
Ron and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were
walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ron suddenly jumped into the deep
end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna heroic act she immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to
be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad
news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to
rationally
respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you
love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad
news is, Ron hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right
after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied (you'll love this) .
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, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

Were ever You Go

Hi.......... ....... Trust the fact???????? ??This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Chandigarh . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck. She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Shankar.Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone.You cannever see her without her fact she also changed her phone from Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.She spends half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. (just imagine their love) . Before she passed away shealways told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people cudnt carry her body, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant , everybody including me, had tried to carry the body, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called a person who know to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here." Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily.All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away.After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.....Shankar :...."Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Dont tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her." Her mother replied..... "You come home first, I wanna tell you something very important."After he came, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "don't try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stop this nonsense".Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He said... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.Shankar was shaking.Suddenly, Shankar's
Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya, see this...." he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.All of them heard his conversation.Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed.Inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same person's(who can speak with the soul of deal perosns) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter. He & his masterworked for 5 hours.Then they discovered one thing which really shockedthem...Hutch has the best coverage.Where ever you go, our network follows!!!

Salty Coffee

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home. Suddenly he asked the waiter: "would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee."

Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but, still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously, why you have this hobby? He replied "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my home town, I miss my home town so much, I miss my parents who are still living there".
While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.

That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home,has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak, spoke about her far away hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.
They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearten, warm, careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee!

Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life...

And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the
coffee, as she knew that's the way he liked it. After 40 years, he
passed away, left her a letter, which said: "My dearest, please
forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to
you---the salty coffee.

Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time,
actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt it was hard for me to
change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the
start of our communication!

I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.. Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again".

Her tears made the letter totally wet. Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty coffee? It's sweet.
She replied. love is not 2 forget
but 2 forgive
not 2 c but understand
not 2 hear but 2 listen
not 2 let go but HOLD ON !!!!
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. A real friend expects to always be there for you!ze

A Family !!

You might have received this story, but it's so touching that I couldn't resist from forwarding it once again......After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who had been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well," she asked? My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded, "Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary. She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel's. "I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they were impressed," she said, as she got into the car. "They can't wait to hear about our meeting." We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the First Lady. After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Her eyes could only read large print. Half way through the entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips. "It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small," she said. "Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor," I responded. During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation---nothing extra-ordinary but catching up on recent events of each other's life. We talked so much that we missed the movie. As we arrived at her house later, she said, "I'll go out with you again, but only if you let me invite you." I agreed. "How was your dinner date?" asked my wife when I got home. "Very nice; much more so than I could have imagined," I answered. A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happened so suddenly that I didn't have a chance to do anything for her. Some time later, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and I had dined. An attached note said: "I paid this bill in advance. I wasn't sure that I could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates--one for you and the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meant for me. I love you son." At that moment, I understood the importance of saying "I LOVE YOU" in time and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve. Nothing in life is more important than your family. Give them the time they deserve, because these things cannot be put off till "some other time."

Thanks & Regards,

Virendra Wadgama

Were ever You Go !!

Hi.......... ....... Trust the fact???????? ??This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Chandigarh . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a truck. She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named Shankar.Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone.You cannever see her without her fact she also changed her phone from Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.She spends half of the day talking with shankar. Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya's family. (just imagine their love) . Before she passed away shealways told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my handphone" she also said the same thing to her parents. After her death, people cudnt carry her body, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still cant , everybody including me, had tried to carry the body, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called a person who know to one of their neighbours, who can speak with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here." Then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the grave box and place her phone and sim card inside thecasket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily.All of us were shocked. Priya's parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away.After 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.....Shankar :...."Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Dont tell Priya that I'm coming home today, I wanna surprise her." Her mother replied..... "You come home first, I wanna tell yousomething very important."After he came, they told him the truth about Priya. Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "dont try to fool me - tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her. Please stopthis nonsense".Then they show him the original death certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) He said... "Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.Shankar was shaking.Suddenly, Shankar's
Suddenly, Shankar's phone rang. "see this is from Priya, see this...." he showed the phone to priya's family. all of them told him to answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.All of them heard his conversation.Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.It is the actual voice of Priya & there is no way others could use her sim card since it is nailed.Inside the grave box they were so shocked and asked for the same person's(who can speak with the soul of deal perosns) help again. He brought his master to solve this matter. He & his masterworked for 5 hours.Then they discovered one thing which really shockedthem...Hutch has the best coverage.Where ever you go, our network follows!!!

Thanks & Regards,

Virendra Wadgama

A Kiss !!

The Lovers of the HeartIn order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2.Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3.Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7.Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9.Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2: The Three Steps
1.Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2.Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare
Article 3: The Commandments
1.Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity
* Remember *
A peach is a peach A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss Without some tongue. So open up your mouth close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
1.They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2.The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3.How cute they look when they sleep
4.The ease in which they fit into our arms
5.The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6.How cute they are when they eat
7.The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9.The way they look good no matter what they wear
10.The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11.How cute they are when they argue
12.The way her hand always finds yours
13.The way they smile
14.The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15.The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
16.The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17.The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
18.Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19.The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20.Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21.The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22.Then the way they apologize when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!
23.The way they say "I miss you"
24.The way you miss them
25.The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
Thanks & Regards,



Virendra Wadgama