Nations & View towards 2 Cows !!

Traditional Economics

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your hers multiplies and
the economy grows. You retire on the income.


Indian Economics

You have two cows. You worship them.


Pakistan Economics

You don't have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You
ask the US for financial aid, China for military, British for Warplanes,
Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines,
Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy
the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world.


American Economics

You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of
four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame
on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to
mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.


French Economics

You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.


German Economics

You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years,
eat once a month and milk themselves.


British Economics

You have two cows. They are both mad cows.


Italian Economics

You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.


Swiss Economics

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for
storing them.


Japanese Economics

You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size
of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute
cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.


Russian Economics

You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count
them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you
have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.


Chinese Economics

You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full
employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the
actual numbers.

China has build road 5 km in Indian LAC

Leh: India and China may have announced an end to their 20-day stand-off in Ladakh sector, but the situation has not entirely settled down judging from a recent incident when the Chinese intercepted an Indian Army patrol and prevented it from going to Line of Actual Control (LAC).

The incident took place near Finger-VIII area, also known as Siri Jap, on May 17, two days before Chinese Prime Minister Li Keqiang arrived in New Delhi after it was announced that the stand-off resulting from a 19-kilometre deep Chinese intrusion had ended. It was claimed that the intruding Chinese troops had gone back to their previous positions.

While the Udhampur-based Army spokesperson refused to comment on the incident, official sources said there was a brief stand-off at the Finger-VIII area after which army patrol returned without proceeding to the LAC.

The sources said that after the incident all patrols were stopped by the Ladakh-based 14 corps including the one proposed to be sent in Depsang plain, where Chinese Army had pitched tents for nearly three weeks beginning from April 15.

China has managed to construct a road upto Finger–IV area which also falls under Siri Jap area and is five km deep into the LAC, the sources said.

Chinese claim in their maps that this area falls under its area where as Indian Army has been claiming it to be part of Ladakh and have often cited the 1962 war when armies of both the sides fought bitter battles in this area. Major Dhan Singh Thapa was awarded Param Veer Chakra for fighting PLA in the area.

However, as the Indian side was trying to back its claim at the negotiating table, the Chinese Army constructed a metal-top road and claimed the area to be part of Aksai Chin area, the sources said, adding many a times the Indian army has used the same road to patrol the area and lay claim over it.

The Chinese intrusion in the remote Daulat Beg Oldi sector on April 15 appears to have been triggered by construction of an observation tower in Chumar division.

The Chinese side, according to the minutes of the flag meetings held as late as in the last week of March this year, had been objecting to the construction of the watch tower along the Line of Actual Control in Chumar division, 300 kms from here.

After the announcement that the stand-off has been resolved, Indian security patrols in certain areas such as Rocky Knob have been curtailed, the sources said.

Chumar, a remote village on Ladakh- Himachal Pradesh border, has been an issue for Chinese which claim it to be its own territory and have been frequenting it with helicopter incursions almost every year. Last year, it dropped some of the soldiers of PLA in this region and dismantled the makeshift storage tents of the Army and ITBP.

This area is not accessible from the Chinese side whereas the Indian side have a road almost to the last point on which the army can carry a load upto nine tonnes.

There appears to be some lack of coordination among various Indian defence forces. The Indo Tibetan Border Police (ITBP) has complained to the Union Home Ministry that they had been kept out of the May 5 flag meeting with the Chinese by the Army when the decision to withdraw forces on both sides was taken.